Yeah, back from a quick fix at an Adelaide asylum, I didn't even know there was one! Yeah, couple of days in solitary confinement did me good, but I'm very hungry and awful tired

On the way home from a party on Sunday morning I was attacked by a stationary pile of glass, it tripped me over and forced itself into my back.

A few hours later, I'm leaving the hospital and they've removed 37 pieces of glass from my back, the longest piece being 6cm! 12 of the wounds required stitches and the rest just needed glue and a band-aid! I've kept the longest piece as a token, and as a warning to myself as to how dangerous sedentary piles of broken glass are!

My new woman has buggered off to Spain for 3 months, without telling me. But I don't really care.

Meanwhile, holidays are almost over! and I'm still yet to do all 9 assignments I've missed out on while I was hospitalised!

I'm no longer worried about my mental health!!

Fare well!

- Ryder